Music is a huge influence in our lives, whether we realize it or not. So, for a man, it’d be great if we listened to songs that built up our excellence and popularity. However, as anyone who’s ever listened to music can tell you, there are a lot of songs that are about or written from the perspective of beta males. They are typically whiny, sappy, and depressing.
Below we list our top ten beta male songs. This isn’t to imply that the singers or writers are betas, just that the songs themselves hold to beta ideals. They typically involve men fawning over women, acting like a girl, and finding their life’s meaning from a girl.
For what it’s worth here are our top ten beta male songs. You can feel yourself losing friends and getting rejected by the ladies with each chord progression.
10. I’ll Never Break Your Heart- Backstreet Boys
I deserve a try honey just once
Give me a chance and I’ll prove this all wrong
You walked in, you were so quick to judge
But honey he’ s nothing like me
This song isn’t the worst. But, begging a woman to date you won’t work. In truth, she probably judged you because you weren’t the jerk she really wanted!
9. It’s Not Your Fault- AWOLNATION
Baby, when I’m yellin’ at you,
It’s not your fault,
It’s not your fault, yeah and
Baby cause I’m crazy for you,
It’s not your fault
I love AWOLNATION and their driving style. A lot. But, yelling at a girl and thinking it’s not her fault? Sorry, but yelling and putting her on a high horse (at the same time) are beta.
8. Out of My League- Fitz and the Tantrums
From time to time I pinch myself
Because I think my girl mistakes me for somebody else
And every time she takes my hand
All the wonders that remain
Become a simple fact
If your girl is mistaking you for someone else (i.e. an alpha male), get ready. She will be finding someone else quite soon.
7. Sometimes When We Touch- Dan Hill
And sometimes when we touch
The honesty’s too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you till I die
Till we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides
Crying in a woman’s arms until she helps him stop being a wimp? Beta to the max.
6. You’re the Inspiration-Chicago
You’re the meaning in my life
You’re the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You’re the inspiration
A man should pursue excellence intrinsically and inspire others to greatness. Getting your inspiration and life’s meaning from a girl is plain beta.
5. How Am I Supposed To Live Without You- Michael Bolton
Tell me how am I supposed to live without you
Now that I’ve been lovin’ you so long
How am I supposed to live without you
How am I supposed to carry on
When all that I’ve been livin’ for is gone
Chicago can’t be inspired without a woman. Bolton can’t carry on his life without one. Really?
4. I’ll Make Love To You -Boyz II Men
Pour the wine, light the fire
Girl your wish is my command
I submit to your demands
I’ll do anything, girl you need only ask
The woman should be saying this to the man (except without the girl part of course).
3. Beautiful People- Carolina Liar
And it’s beautiful people like you
Who make me cry
Cause nobody else could be nearly as cruel as you
No man should ever, ever think or say these words to a woman. Ever.
2. Perfect Situation- Weezer
Get your hands off the girl
Can’t you see that she belongs to me?
And I don’t appreciate this excess company
Though I can’t satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander
Can you blame her?
This song is meant to be negative on beta males. However, nothing captures the beta male frustration better than blowing a perfect situation or having your woman taken by an alpha.
1. Everything I Do (I Do It For You)- Bryan Adams
Yeah, I would fight for you, I’d lie for you
Walk the wire for you, yeah I’d die for you
You know it’s true
Everything I do, oh, I do it for you
Everything you do, you do it for a woman? Everything? Really Bryan? That has earned your song the top spot on out beta male song list. Watch the video if you feel the need to purge your binge.
Check back tomorrow for our top ten alpha male songs.